Venting....

On each page of my exam the professor writes "good luck".

Now what the FUCK does that mean. (sorry kourt i tryed the f-ing thing but it just takes away the full effect of saying and typing that) Are the professors f-ing (there i did it) serious? Good luck. If your exam wasnt so damn hard, then I wouldnt need luck. Not to mention the fact that we are in law school. The law doesnt give a shit about luck. Luck has nothing to do w/ anything. Instead, you learn the law, spit it back when it applies, come up w/ all the exceptions, find defenses and form a conclusion. I dont think there is any luck involved.

If I wanted to be lucky, id try and get laid. I mean seriously, tahts what you have to say to me when Im spending the next 3 hours writing as much information as I can, racking my brain to come up w/ more laws, definitions and exceptions. How abotu instead you give me a hint, like oo by the way, the answer to question one is C.

And do you really mean it. Do you really want me to do good. Then write your test so that I can do good. Dont spend days writing a question that is meant to trick me. Dont write answers to the multiple choice questions that you came up w/ by making mistakes that you know we will all make, so when we walk out of the test we think we aced it b/c we knew all the answers, when really we failed b/c you wanted to trick us. Dont tell me the week before the exam that you forgot to teach me something so now here it is. That is not luck. Dont change definitions on me. If you want me to be lucky on the test, give me a horseshoe or a rabbit foot.

Then they say Merry Christmas. When I close my test that is staring back at me. Really, merry christmas, my hand is about to fucking fall off from writing for 3 hours, for 4 days. I can barely keep my eyes open because I pulled numerous all nighters studying for all of your tricks. Studying and analyzing old tests to try and figure out what your going to be asking me on this test.

Merry Christmas...I say bah humbug to YOU. And I wish you good luck when I run you over w/ my car and then back up and run over you again, b/c you ruined my life for 15 weeks....